……and now I’m one of them. *sigh*
So many apps, so little time and there you have it: I’ve been busy. My apologies.
A few days ago, it occurred to me that my name is even more misleading than previously believed. Most people only use their first name but in my case you have to use my first, middle and last name to get the whole picture of who I am. Allow me to explain:
If you only consider my first name, it implies that I’m intelligent, someone whose opinion is to be respected. But you must add the middle name to discover that is not necessarily the case. It’s not that I’m stoopid or anything but I’m just sayin’. And then of course when you add in the last name, gender is discerned and that IS important.
Still some people remain confused. Even my own daughter who knows me better than most has fallen victim to this misconception. She sent me a text on Monday morning that read: “Any words of wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad?”
This got me thinking. I need to up my game. I’ve got to become smarter. I need to put that slimy blob of intellect inside my skull to work. After all, I’m not 49 anymore. Wisdom should be something that falls easily from my lips, not just something that I profess with tongue in cheek smartarsiness. And so, the quest for knowledge begins.
I work from home on Fridays. This morning found me on the couch watching a segment on Live with Regis and Kelly that included worm castings. Worm castings? Yep. That’s what I said.
What are worm castings? Not the actions of fly fisherworms like I imagined. No, it’s worm poop. What, you ask, does one do with worm poop? Fertilizer, of course. Who knew? Certainly not me.
There is so much I don’t know.
Like for instance:
- Worms are so small. Even if they are made up of 100% poop, how long does it take a worm to produce a decent size bag of fertilizer?
- Dare I even think about how you collect worm poop?
- And who has this job?
- Once I get answers to all these questions, how am I going to work this into witty dinner-party conversation?
Now don’t ever say that you didn’t learn anything from me.
I have to run. My iphone is charged and it’s my move in Words with Friends. I’m becoming quite the intellectual, right?
Love and hugs,