tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post6780257090785908825..comments2023-11-05T04:10:33.530-05:00Comments on Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: ONE DAY AT A TIME, MY ARSE! I want it NOW!Smart Mouth Broadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-65408941350282393492009-04-04T02:45:00.000-04:002009-04-04T02:45:00.000-04:00You all go for it..I am just too darn old to chang...You all go for it..I am just too darn old to change..but do it before you are fifty..after that is just will not move from your body:)Far Side of Fiftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07995757632158408442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-80934951993828902732009-04-02T12:16:00.000-04:002009-04-02T12:16:00.000-04:00MMM-I'm glad to provide amusement at my own expens...MMM-I'm glad to provide amusement at my own expense. *wink* I agree yay for her. I'm not worried about fitting into a bikini but would like to fit into a size 6 again. I'll take any improvement at this point.<BR/>I'll have to try that Smith and Wesson trick on MHS. (just as soon as I remember the combination to the safe)<BR/><BR/>Tessa-Yay for you, yay for Valerie and Yay for me in December Smart Mouth Broadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-5253619138935694882009-04-02T00:05:00.000-04:002009-04-02T00:05:00.000-04:00That word, "crankier" is the key. If you really a...That word, "crankier" is the key. If you really are going to be crankier, then maybe you should think again.<BR/><BR/>And I'll bet you don't look half as bad as you have described.<BR/><BR/>And the bags? I think you mistook them for mine.Jason, as himselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16630210317307544165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-2223819730999922652009-04-02T00:00:00.000-04:002009-04-02T00:00:00.000-04:00I saw two pictures of myself lately where I was un...I saw two pictures of myself lately where I was unprepared. Candid shots. I looked awful. I asked my husband today, "Is it just me, but are my aging lines not happy smiling all the time position?" <BR/><BR/>Seriously, my lines are all stress and worry lines. I'm goign to watchmore comedies...<BR/><BR/>I'm 100% behind you. I think I need to be next in line too...Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-42868958584850854642009-04-01T23:26:00.000-04:002009-04-01T23:26:00.000-04:00Way to go SMB! I think I'll set my goal for a wei...Way to go SMB! I think I'll set my goal for a weight loss of 20 lbs by my 60th. I tried that food she ate to lose that weight and if that's all I had to eat I would be pencil thin. It was awful!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-71238780466429962132009-04-01T18:09:00.000-04:002009-04-01T18:09:00.000-04:00Ugh, I so hear you on this one. I was going to st...Ugh, I so hear you on this one. I was going to start my exercise regimen this week since hubby is gone for a month... um, haven't got the rear in gear yet.<BR/><BR/>What is so frustrating, I managed to get down to freaking high school weight in 2006, even pushing past my normal plateau. I was soooooo happy and proud of myself, strutting around in my size 2 jeans. Yeppers. Then my dad had a Girl Tornadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07289862625817473671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-43681060483593739842009-04-01T15:40:00.000-04:002009-04-01T15:40:00.000-04:00d2 must be doing alright...right?d2 must be doing alright...right?Wsprsweetly Of Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990765326246470929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-5583438213045113762009-04-01T14:33:00.000-04:002009-04-01T14:33:00.000-04:00This is totally awesome and inspiring and GO YOU!!...This is totally awesome and inspiring and GO YOU!!!<BR/><BR/>BUT, I also have to say, this is the best line I've read in a long time:<BR/><BR/>"I've come to the realization that I'm no longer pushing forty. I'm draggin it."<BR/><BR/>I freaking LOVE it!rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-14218204620914895122009-04-01T13:54:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:54:00.000-04:00Hi SMB,She has really good plastic surgeons and pe...Hi SMB,<BR/>She has really good plastic surgeons and personal trainers.<BR/>That's what it's all about.CocoDivaDoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18035161325287156919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-25407143249298739262009-04-01T12:46:00.000-04:002009-04-01T12:46:00.000-04:00At what point can we just let ourselves go? I ask...At what point can we just let ourselves go? I ask Blue Eyes this all the time and his answer is always the same "Whenever you want, but you know you won't be happy."<BR/><BR/>So I've decided that when it's my time to "go", I want 6 months notice. And I plan to eat fried cheese every day for that 6 months.<BR/><BR/>I think I liked VB better when she was chunky. At least then I felt better when Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-19953915991331004892009-04-01T12:18:00.000-04:002009-04-01T12:18:00.000-04:00She does look great. And I have no doubt you will...She does look great. And I have no doubt you will too!Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480046958714954128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-36742153711168190692009-04-01T10:49:00.000-04:002009-04-01T10:49:00.000-04:00I've been waking up and staring at that old broad ...I've been waking up and staring at that old broad in the mirror, saying, "Sweet bleedin' Jesus, you look like shit" for quite some time now.<BR/><BR/>Valerie Bertinelli my fat, white behind. Yeah, I could look like that too, if Jenny Craig gave me food for free and I could hire a personal trainer ala Oprah. And somebody airbrushed that picture of me in a bikini within an inch of it's life.<BR/>Janhttp://www.janssushibar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-4851693813463693732009-04-01T09:55:00.000-04:002009-04-01T09:55:00.000-04:00Wishing you all sorts of luck and determination, o...Wishing you all sorts of luck and determination, one day at a time. <BR/><BR/>Loved this post.Triciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086740613832715808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-85165823772774315702009-04-01T09:02:00.000-04:002009-04-01T09:02:00.000-04:00Okay you've done it, guilted me out about having s...Okay you've done it, guilted me out about having splurged on all those hot fudge sundaes over the past two months! <BR/><BR/>But hey, I'm with Wsprsweetly, I'm also dragging 70, give me a break here!<BR/><BR/>(You go girl and don't let anyone distract you!)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16813508472498593787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-48410885001821533022009-04-01T08:36:00.000-04:002009-04-01T08:36:00.000-04:00Oh my! I had this very same conversation with mys...Oh my! I had this very same conversation with myself a few weeks ago! I even joined the gym AND signed up for a personal trainer twice a week. Buff Trainer is positive I can lose 30 pounds in 60 days. Me? Not so sure but willing to take a crack at it. Hell 15 pounds in 60 days would make me happy!Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14626678045896424852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-72838403992393386912009-04-01T07:49:00.000-04:002009-04-01T07:49:00.000-04:00I received that same issue in the mail. You can l...I received that same issue in the mail. You can look like that too without diet and exercise.<BR/><BR/>Just walk around with great back lighting, and good airbrush, makeup and hair people.<BR/><BR/>Doesn't her face look awkward in the pics - like it's too small for her body.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-48134568575514296712009-04-01T05:21:00.000-04:002009-04-01T05:21:00.000-04:00I'm in. I did WW last year and lost 20 lbs. A few ...I'm in. I did WW last year and lost 20 lbs. A few have crept back on. I need to get back on the wagon and count some damn points.<BR/><BR/>That said, don't be so hard on yourself. You know that that cover is photoshopped. And VB is possibly surgically photoshopped...<BR/><BR/>Other half is about your age, and he is giving himself til 50 to have a killer body (it's already pretty good). I can't cheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-73056301465050041072009-04-01T04:40:00.001-04:002009-04-01T04:40:00.001-04:00Valerie...who??Valerie...who??Wsprsweetly Of Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990765326246470929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-59844095253649614632009-04-01T04:40:00.000-04:002009-04-01T04:40:00.000-04:00Listen...No...wait..don't listen. I just want to ...Listen...No...wait..don't listen. I just want to say...Never mind...I gonna go cry now..and it's all your fault. I can't even comment on this...40??? draggin' 40?? Try draggin' 70! I don't even wanna hear it! You're gorgeous, and perfect and you don't even know it!! (God help me!!)Wsprsweetly Of Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990765326246470929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-53948250271013185742009-04-01T02:58:00.000-04:002009-04-01T02:58:00.000-04:00Hey, whatever it takes.Good luck.Hey, whatever it takes.Good luck.JeanMachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14536421799031706759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-31792020559627601832009-03-31T22:16:00.000-04:002009-03-31T22:16:00.000-04:00Well good for you, but you do know she's also had ...Well good for you, but you do know she's also had lipo and lifts, don't you? I've only got a short amount of time left until I have to be in a bathing suit and I think it's hopeless. Sigh .....Twenty Four At Hearthttp://www.twentyfouratheart.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-10424887552956630762009-03-31T22:05:00.000-04:002009-03-31T22:05:00.000-04:00Good for you! I'm sort of doing the same thing. Bu...Good for you! I'm sort of doing the same thing. But I'm demanding more results in less time. I was trying to do Bikini by June, but I'm really fighting a C.O.L.D. (Chronic Obstructive Laziosis Disease), and it's, well, chronic. But I'm sure my determination and fortitude will kick in any moment now. If VB can do it, we can do it!!Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-68209989763091416382009-03-31T21:46:00.000-04:002009-03-31T21:46:00.000-04:00Did we all wake up and have these same thoughts th...Did we all wake up and have these same thoughts this week? geezzz.......my mirror turns it's back every time I get near. How rude is that?? <BR/><BR/>As for VB.....if someone paid me to eat their crappy food and paid me lots of money to lose weight on their crappy food....I could do it too. Anyone want to make that offer??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-35055690349875674322009-03-31T21:11:00.000-04:002009-03-31T21:11:00.000-04:00Here's the thing... Most of these celebrity types ...Here's the thing... Most of these celebrity types have money and personal trainers and nannies and chefs and little else to do during the day. It's not like most of them even know what a 9-5 (or God help me, my 11-9pm) job is like. If I had all the above I'm sure I could have a smokin' hot bod in no time. <BR/><BR/>As it is, I'll take the donut. But only one. I'm on a diet.terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12277367728258057592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-47570342512132859012009-03-31T21:04:00.000-04:002009-03-31T21:04:00.000-04:00ROFL I've had this conversation with myself. But w...ROFL I've had this conversation with myself. But when I talk tough to myself, I don't get a response. I suddenly become conveniently deaf. *Sigh*.Bookwormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11607599900573988844noreply@blogger.com