tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post9120626053362734550..comments2023-11-05T04:10:33.530-05:00Comments on Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: THE TROPHY WIFE TELLS A STORYSmart Mouth Broadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-79159078370693027802009-03-05T12:15:00.000-05:002009-03-05T12:15:00.000-05:00Do I ever have an "open mouth insert foot" moment?...Do I ever have an "open mouth insert foot" moment?? Only every single solitary day of my blasted life!!! Why do you think I tippy toe around my blogging ...posts? I can step on toes, stuff foot and entire leg into my mouth in seconds! Ok?Wsprsweetly Of Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990765326246470929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-59588062912096014052009-03-04T20:44:00.000-05:002009-03-04T20:44:00.000-05:00Oh my. I can't think of one right now, but I've h...Oh my. I can't think of one right now, but I've had a couple. My mom, however, is the Queen of saying too much at the wrong time.Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-73796640180188319502009-03-02T08:32:00.000-05:002009-03-02T08:32:00.000-05:00Great story! I'm typically on the receiving end o...Great story! I'm typically on the receiving end of these foot/mouth stories - and therefore am searching for a way to respond that doesn't involve attacking the other person!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-91217759716725220842009-03-01T23:10:00.000-05:002009-03-01T23:10:00.000-05:00BRG-Yeah, this was a goody. Erin-*sigh* You and m...BRG-Yeah, this was a goody. <BR/><BR/>Erin-*sigh* You and me both.<BR/><BR/>Movie-It's a deal. I'll be waiting.<BR/><BR/>Smiles-That's the thing, she was just being honest. <BR/><BR/>Jan-Yet another reason to believe we were separated at birth.<BR/><BR/>Liar-Serves him right!<BR/><BR/>BV-Don't you hate it when you can't remember things like this.<BR/><BR/>Mama-That sounds Smart Mouth Broadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-15169380631786470632009-03-01T21:43:00.000-05:002009-03-01T21:43:00.000-05:00P.S. forgot to tell you that I have a celebration ...P.S. forgot to tell you that I have a celebration going on over at my blog. Make sure you drop by to participate!Debrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13175761210196265573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-92040363399844964062009-03-01T21:41:00.000-05:002009-03-01T21:41:00.000-05:00Oh, this just happened to me last week! Some frien...Oh, this just happened to me last week! Some friends and I met after work at a restaurant to celebrate a birthday. After a couple drinks, a couple of us excused ourselves to the ladies room. When we got there, one stall was open and the other occupied. I let my friend go first. The occupant in the other stall was doing who knows what and never came out as I was waiting. My friend got in and out Debrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13175761210196265573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-68477393306654453172009-03-01T20:04:00.000-05:002009-03-01T20:04:00.000-05:00Oh have I got an Open Mouth Insert Foot Moment for...Oh have I got an Open Mouth Insert Foot Moment for you. When Devoted Spouse was Active Duty Air Force, we were stationed in Belgium (the armpit of the world). Once a year I would fly home to the states (a long, long flight). On one of these flights, I was fortunate enough to be bumped up to Business Class and who was in the section but my Devoted Spouse's boss, the General. The General was a Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-25109043971772461432009-03-01T18:52:00.000-05:002009-03-01T18:52:00.000-05:00I was a recipient of a foot in mouth - I was 16 an...I was a recipient of a foot in mouth - I was 16 and my father and I were on a road trip together. This was back in the day of CB radios and he had been talking to a trucker for a bit. Then the trucker talks about scoring some female action at the next stop. My dad says "let me know how that goes"<BR/><BR/>The trucker says "looks like you got all you can handle up there."<BR/><BR/>Dad says "That'sAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13104422629934443842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-44052963044702920532009-03-01T17:15:00.000-05:002009-03-01T17:15:00.000-05:00"Open mouth, insert foot" is actually my personal ..."Open mouth, insert foot" is actually my personal (involuntary) motto. I say it at least once a day. And mean it.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-1172456853480895232009-03-01T15:44:00.000-05:002009-03-01T15:44:00.000-05:00Wow.....what a fantastic blog you have going here ...Wow.....what a fantastic blog you have going here Smart Mouth Broad!! I really enjoyed my visit so much that I just had to follow. You know, I like to be a follower, it's just less pressure you know??<BR/>Hey, Prince and I love Johnny Rockets.....especially the chocolated malts :)<BR/>And errr......yep I stick me foot in me mouth all the time. I just wash it down with a big old Dirty Mary Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff...https://www.blogger.com/profile/04189854037804749722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-20072010422997626132009-03-01T15:07:00.000-05:002009-03-01T15:07:00.000-05:00By the way, just found your blog today and I'm fol...By the way, just found your blog today and I'm following, quite funny and interesting to read! :)Girl Tornadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07289862625817473671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-29115873346839565592009-03-01T15:06:00.000-05:002009-03-01T15:06:00.000-05:00Oh yes, I have definitely inserted foot into mouth...Oh yes, I have definitely inserted foot into mouth on several occasions... one that comes to mind was actually via email. I thought I had forwarded to my boss re: a particularly noxious client we had at the time, when in reality I REPLIED to the client. Basically I asked why he had to be so sarcastic and difficult to get along with all the time... needless to say my faux pas was brought to my Girl Tornadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07289862625817473671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-6885816779029078582009-03-01T13:25:00.000-05:002009-03-01T13:25:00.000-05:00No way. I never say anything inappropriate to any...No way. I never say anything inappropriate to anyone. I never embarrass myself. Never. *covers head and hopes God doesn't strike me down* <BR/><BR/>But I did say something once that I'll never forget for the rest of my life. I was at an out of town restaurant with the X and ST and a bunch from the baseball team since we'd just finished a game in that area and saw some people come in thatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-56851706203029512902009-03-01T13:04:00.000-05:002009-03-01T13:04:00.000-05:00A great story! Thanks for this funny post!A great story! Thanks for this funny post!Reader Wilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06384603525251159272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-87823020628243691032009-03-01T12:32:00.000-05:002009-03-01T12:32:00.000-05:00Oh yes, my foot takes up residence in my mouth qui...Oh yes, my foot takes up residence in my mouth quite often. *sigh* I'm like other commenters though, I can't come up with a single one off the top of my head. Oh wait. One time I was working in the graphic design department of a print shop when a gentleman came in to get some work done. I was the only one in the shop (thankfully) so I took his order. He was having some military stuff done and he Bookwormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11607599900573988844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-59442801832855251202009-03-01T12:17:00.000-05:002009-03-01T12:17:00.000-05:00I'm positive that I've done that more than a few t...I'm positive that I've done that more than a few times but I can't call anything up at the moment. But I promise..she is not alone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-14044760992418390482009-03-01T11:52:00.000-05:002009-03-01T11:52:00.000-05:00Yes, unfortunately about 20 years ago, I asked our...Yes, unfortunately about 20 years ago, I asked our skinny older realtor when she was due. She said, "I'm not pregnant, I just have a big pooch." Pooch!? It was a basketball belly! But I had to apologize, of course, feeling like a total moron. And my husband, who witnessed it, would never let me live it down. So I divorced him...Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-36568017776853463042009-03-01T10:04:00.000-05:002009-03-01T10:04:00.000-05:00Are you kidding?? I live with my foot in my mouth...Are you kidding?? I live with my foot in my mouth.<BR/><BR/>I've gotten quite fond of the taste of 2-week old nail polish...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-14452793777674990472009-03-01T08:56:00.000-05:002009-03-01T08:56:00.000-05:00Oh dear...I am sure that I have stuck my foot in m...Oh dear...I am sure that I have stuck my foot in my mouth plenty of times but can't recall any specific stories right now. The thing is TW wasn't necessarily saying anything wrong or mean, just the truth but I understand her horror upon learning who this man was.Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04441204804740501624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-1385021671157643552009-03-01T08:44:00.000-05:002009-03-01T08:44:00.000-05:00Wow. That's a good story! I don't think I have any...Wow. That's a good story! I don't think I have anything like that lurking in my shadows. If I think of it, I'll be sure to come back and tell you.cheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-69004380379855870522009-03-01T07:34:00.000-05:002009-03-01T07:34:00.000-05:00Ouch, that's bad. I don't think I can think of on...Ouch, that's bad. I don't think I can think of one that tops it. (...though I do say stupid things on a daily basis).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1862455756732558110.post-79059250050642775922009-03-01T00:11:00.000-05:002009-03-01T00:11:00.000-05:00Great story! I don't think I've ever stuck my foo...Great story! I don't think I've ever stuck my foot in my mouth as far as she did. lol <BR/><BR/>Di<BR/>The Blue Ridge GalAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com