Saturday, May 15, 2010

FOR THE RECORD

HORTON2 “I say what I mean and I mean what I say.”



So when I say cookie, it might mean a glass of wine.  Or it could mean ice cream.
 
I have been know to say cookie and mean an ice-cold Corona with lime.  A cookie could even mean shrimp scampi over linguini.

COOKIE = anything that I consider a treat.

The dogs know that when I say, “Do you want a cookie?”, they are really getting a dog biscuit or one of those little rubber meat treats.

It’s really very simple.

Just so we’re clear…….

“I say what I mean and I mean what I say.”


Hugs,
Smart Mouth Broad

17 comments:

Snappy Di said...

Cookies/Treats always come first! They rock, and I MEAN THAT!

LOL

Di

only a movie said...

You need to leave room for a few treats every now and again.

:-) xo

Kathy said...

Treats are awesome. No matter what shape they come in!!

tulpen said...

So when I say I ate the whole box of cookies, it means I drank the WHOLE bottle of wine.

Treats rule.

Brian Miller said...

i just say corona with lime...
corona with lime...
corona with lime...
no thats not an echo....

rxBambi said...

I'm gonna have to go with tulpen. mainly because I DID drink the whole bottle of wine... it's my cookie.

Michaela said...

I like weightwatchers cookies, Choc chip AND triple choc chip. Twice as many cookies, half as many calories. I know, I know! The whole calorie counting thing clashes badly with TREATS, which by their very nature should be UNlimited. But...treats got me into this mess in the 1st place. Signed ChubbyGirl xx

KrippledWarrior said...

OK! we're crystal on the cookie point!

Megan said...

cookie really does mean a treat.

why just today my friend e-mailed me and addressed me as Cookie.

which is quite accurate as i am certainly a treat!

Midlife Jobhunter said...

I love Horton.

Jan said...

"So when I say cookie, it might mean a glass of wine."

Oh, THOSE kind of cookies. Then yes - move over and hand me a cookie. Thanks.

Tony Letts said...

You sound a bit cookie to me - speaking as one who's a bit cuckoo

JeanMac said...

Any treat works for me!

Tgoette said...

Funny! When I say I went to the gym, it really means I ate Cheetos while watching TV.

Great blog! I'm following.

Teddy said...

Hey, I do too! I mean EXACTLY what I say.

Except when I don't!

We must be sisters.

injaynesworld said...

I'm so sensitive to suggestion. Now I won't be happy until I have a cookie... and maybe a Corona... with a glass of wine... and some ice cream.

You're clearly a bad influence.

Oz Girl said...

Whatever this post really means, it sounds like an excellent excuse for another cookie, er, drink, er I mean COOKIE. Yeah, cookie. That's exactly what I'm craving right now. :)

Hope all is well, my friend.