I know that I promised Words of Wisdom every day here in these pages so that YOU could benefit from my
You see, some days just turn to (for lack of a better word) poop. Up becomes down. Right is now left. Slow is fast. Pink is orange. And pink should NEVER be orange! Some days, the only promise you can manage to keep is to love, honor and *cough* obey your beloved spouse. And even that is a struggle
Life can get rough, dammick! I’m not whining. OK, I am whining. But it is justifiable whinification, I tell you. And speaking of wine, may I pour you another glass?
Cheers! *glasses clink*
Where was I? Oh yes. I’m not going to go into details because who wants to hear that! The only thing worse that listening to someone whine and complain (no matter how justifiable) is to listen to them whine and complain in detail. I much prefer to be vague and mysterious. *Imagine dreadful situations and feel terribly sorry for me. Send cards, letters, cash. And I’ll just keep quiet about how I was unable to get my pedicure, I’m out of coffee cream and my brakes are squeaking.*
Oh dear, it appears that we’ve drained the bottle. Are you OK to drive home? No? No worries, just lie down and take a little nap here on the sofa. I’ll just tuck you in with my favorite snuggly throw.
So, we’re OK now, right? You completely understand about the whole promise breaking debacle? Great! Now just rest here and when you wake, I’ll fix some biscuits and gravy to send you on your way.
Todays Words of Wisdom aka WOW are: “When you’re going through hell, keep on going. You might get out before the devil even knows you’re there.”