Wednesday, October 28, 2009

SIMPLY THE BEST

To all my bloggy buddies out there who showed me the love after my “personal crisis” yesterday *wink*, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. It boggles the mind how much you can be lifted up by friends you’ve never even met even if it came as a result of my shameless begging for compliments.

You made me smile, laugh and gasp (Thanks, Michel, who called me a slutty ho……but in a nice way) with your loving comments.

Thanks to you, I’m feeling much better today and can now resume my life confident in the fact that I do not look older than my age………because you so lovingly lied to me told me so.

To show my appreciation, I have asked the Queen of perpetual youth, the illustrious Ms. Tina Turner to sing a very special song in your honor.

Ladies and Gentleman, let’s hear it for ……………………….TINA TURNER!

Thank you again. You are...........SIMPLY THE BEST!



Hugs,
Smart Mouth Broad

20 comments:

croneandbearit said...

You know my dahlink you and your daughter look more like sisters than mother and daughter. Now I was a tad perturbed by your story because I AM 55 and I look every year and every wrinkle of it - but look at the bright side - at least you got the discount - and also take it from me aging is simply a state of mind -- by the time you get to my age, I'll be moldering in my grave. ROFLMAO! I adore you!

only a movie said...

Anything for you, dear. :-)

midlife slices said...

You are a shameless ho, ya know. Fishing for a compliment....

I swear. *wink*

otin said...

I missed yesterdays post because you are supposed to be taking it easy!!! You are now blogging as much as I am!

And, no God Damnit! You do not look 55!!! You are a hot little blondie chickie poo!! :)

blueviolet said...

We simply told you the truth, that's all. Luv ya!!

Pastor Sharon said...

Gurl. . . don't you know I wish my legs looked like hers!

darsden said...

awwweeee oh sorry..gotta go catch up
but I am HEre 4 U gurl!

Debbie said...

I'm sorry I didn't get by yesterday to add my props in with everyone else's. And Tina? She is incredible!

Fragrant Liar said...

Gotta love Tina. That's a woman who, like you, doesn't look remotely like her age. Which is just a freakin' number anyway (at least that is what I keep hearing).

Midlife Jobhunter said...

Oh, Tina. Gotta love her.

(I'm following the Fragrant Liar around.)

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Ah shucks thanks for the Tina. No. You da best.

The Peach Tart said...

Tina's still rocking it and so are you

Jan said...

Well, dear, we were just tellin' ya da TRUTH.

Ah, Tina...I hear she's going on tour again, and may come to Cleveland. I am SO THERE.

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

I think we're all pretty smokin'!
Gotta love that Tina.

Gaston Studio said...

Tina is one hot mama and not many women in their 40s can equal her legs!

As for yesterday's post and comments, anytime, dear girl, anytime as it's only the truth we speak.

Michel said...

Oooh! That's sweet! However, you should know that I really DO believe you were a slutty ho! I know, I know....I am such a good friend to you and an overall good person. There is no need to go on.

PS Tina was a ho too!

Michel said...

pps but i really really liked that movie where Ike beat the crap outta her. Remember that one? What was that movie??

Michel said...

ppps Don't think I don't recall my brilliant business venture idea. Patent pending BIATCH! Booze-n-shoes is all me!

But I might let you work there?? Fyi, I like my martinis extra dirty with little slivers of ice floating in them.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

What?? Who said it?? Who did it?!!
I'll beat 'em to death with my cane!!!

manker said...

glass of chardonnay all the way 'round
cheers - you'll either find the answer or forget the problem:)
gp