Tuesday, November 10, 2009

AUNT MARTHA, CHILDBIRTH, MENOPAUSE AND NOW THIS….

life isn't fair I went to the doctor with My Harley Stud today for his physical. She suggested that he try to lose 5 lbs. FIVE POUNDS! I hate him. She told me to lose thirty.

And to add insult to injury: Today at lunch, I swear the escalator at Dillards groaned when I stepped on.





Hugs,
Smart Mouth Broad

22 comments:

Snappy Di said...

Escalators can be such bastards sometimes.

Di

Brian Miller said...

just in time for the holidays as well...smiles.

otin said...

Oh, you know that you look fine, woman!!! :))

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Hubs keeps complaining to me that the stress of late has caused him such a weight loss that he is worried... want to help me kill him, after I finish my ice cream cake?

midlife slices said...

If the escalator groaned when you stepped on, it would scream when I stepped on, which is the same thing I do every time I catch sight of my butt in the mirror. How did this happen?? And by the way, it's NOT funny that my word verification is "hotte". grrrr.....now even THAT is mocking me.

only a movie said...

Wait... you just lost that 30, right?

Also, escalators suck.

Also, I ate a bunch of gummi worms due to stressful(ish) situation here tonight. After the pizza for dinner. I'm going over to Pseudos later for ice cream cake.

xo

blueviolet said...

Those escalators are so judgmental!

smiles4u said...

That really bites!! How come guys get off so easily??? Love that t-shirt! XXOO

The Peach Tart said...

Damn escalators

Mrsblogalot said...

It never ends! I'd ride the escalator twice just to teach it a lesson!

Jan said...

Well, at least I know I'm not alone.

(((SMB)))

Arkansas Patti said...

Men and their lack of weight issues plus their "character lines"(ha-they are too wrinkles) can be depressing.

Linda said...

Five f*king pounds? He'll probably drop that in a week just from not drinking soda. Bastard.
Hang in there Sweetie!

Debbie said...

Oh can I jump on board with that! Not on the escalator though...hate those...I feel like I am going to be sucked down into some kind of altered stair universe...but the woman vs. man diet thing! My hubby continues to slowly lose weight...he has now lost 60 lbs. and I am still stuck on 27!! And I thought those hotballs I am eating every day were fat free!

The Lone Star Queen said...

My husband still wears the same size he did in high school. He can miss one meal and lose 5 lbs. His skinny ass makes me look fatter! I hate him. Not really.

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

You go back there and tell that escalator to go "blank" itself! Nosey, arrogant bastard...

And I want one of those Tshirts in your photo. Way cool.

manker said...

life's a dance you learn as you go... try to enjoy the ride... tho not on those sucky escalators

chardonnay anyone?
gp

JOE TODD said...

Try going down the up escalator. Used to be fun when I was a kid. Wasn't just the escalator that groaned

Mrs. K said...

i hate seating on the bleachers- they make all sorts of rauckus when my ass lands.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Hubby keeps mentioning that he's losing weight and his pants are getting too loose. Shall we dig a double shallow grave? ;)

Gaston Studio said...

LMAO!!!! I've heard an escalator or two groan.

Tony Letts said...

change your doctor - that should sort it :)