I went to the doctor with My Harley Stud today for his physical. She suggested that he try to lose 5 lbs. FIVE POUNDS! I hate him. She told me to lose thirty.
And to add insult to injury: Today at lunch, I swear the escalator at Dillards groaned when I stepped on.
Hubs keeps complaining to me that the stress of late has caused him such a weight loss that he is worried... want to help me kill him, after I finish my ice cream cake?
If the escalator groaned when you stepped on, it would scream when I stepped on, which is the same thing I do every time I catch sight of my butt in the mirror. How did this happen?? And by the way, it's NOT funny that my word verification is "hotte". grrrr.....now even THAT is mocking me.
Also, I ate a bunch of gummi worms due to stressful(ish) situation here tonight. After the pizza for dinner. I'm going over to Pseudos later for ice cream cake.
Oh can I jump on board with that! Not on the escalator though...hate those...I feel like I am going to be sucked down into some kind of altered stair universe...but the woman vs. man diet thing! My hubby continues to slowly lose weight...he has now lost 60 lbs. and I am still stuck on 27!! And I thought those hotballs I am eating every day were fat free!
My husband still wears the same size he did in high school. He can miss one meal and lose 5 lbs. His skinny ass makes me look fatter! I hate him. Not really.
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Escalators can be such bastards sometimes.
Di
just in time for the holidays as well...smiles.
Oh, you know that you look fine, woman!!! :))
Hubs keeps complaining to me that the stress of late has caused him such a weight loss that he is worried... want to help me kill him, after I finish my ice cream cake?
If the escalator groaned when you stepped on, it would scream when I stepped on, which is the same thing I do every time I catch sight of my butt in the mirror. How did this happen?? And by the way, it's NOT funny that my word verification is "hotte". grrrr.....now even THAT is mocking me.
Wait... you just lost that 30, right?
Also, escalators suck.
Also, I ate a bunch of gummi worms due to stressful(ish) situation here tonight. After the pizza for dinner. I'm going over to Pseudos later for ice cream cake.
xo
Those escalators are so judgmental!
That really bites!! How come guys get off so easily??? Love that t-shirt! XXOO
Damn escalators
It never ends! I'd ride the escalator twice just to teach it a lesson!
Well, at least I know I'm not alone.
(((SMB)))
Men and their lack of weight issues plus their "character lines"(ha-they are too wrinkles) can be depressing.
Five f*king pounds? He'll probably drop that in a week just from not drinking soda. Bastard.
Hang in there Sweetie!
Oh can I jump on board with that! Not on the escalator though...hate those...I feel like I am going to be sucked down into some kind of altered stair universe...but the woman vs. man diet thing! My hubby continues to slowly lose weight...he has now lost 60 lbs. and I am still stuck on 27!! And I thought those hotballs I am eating every day were fat free!
My husband still wears the same size he did in high school. He can miss one meal and lose 5 lbs. His skinny ass makes me look fatter! I hate him. Not really.
You go back there and tell that escalator to go "blank" itself! Nosey, arrogant bastard...
And I want one of those Tshirts in your photo. Way cool.
life's a dance you learn as you go... try to enjoy the ride... tho not on those sucky escalators
chardonnay anyone?
gp
Try going down the up escalator. Used to be fun when I was a kid. Wasn't just the escalator that groaned
i hate seating on the bleachers- they make all sorts of rauckus when my ass lands.
Hubby keeps mentioning that he's losing weight and his pants are getting too loose. Shall we dig a double shallow grave? ;)
LMAO!!!! I've heard an escalator or two groan.
change your doctor - that should sort it :)
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