Monday, November 23, 2009

RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN


Question:
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
Answer:
A crazy bitch who WILL find you!

22 comments:

Brian Miller said...

not really sure i want to leave a comment after that one...in case you find me. lol.

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw) I wanna go there!!!! How funny! LOL!

only a movie said...

Love it. Hope you're having a good week, SMB. xoxo

midlifeslices said...

promises promises......

smiles4u said...

Oh dear...I can so relate. LOL

Blasé said...

..God help us all

Snappy Di said...

Hmmm, will she be pulling that little trailer behind her SUV when she comes lookin' for me?

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Just Vignettes

otin said...

I am scared to comment! LOL! I was going to leave you some lyrics to one of my Christmas song parodies from when I was a kid, but decided against it! LOL

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Nice. Consider that line stolen.

Beth said...

So, you know my sister?

Linda said...

Good one!

Erin P said...

Oh, I am so using that one. So perfect--I love it!!

Vodka Mom said...

and there better be chips and ICE CREAM waiting for her!

lisa said...

On the way, she'll have to pause to wait out the hot-flashes so she may be a little late.

Arkansas Patti said...

Think I might fit in at that campground.
The GPS comment is on it's way to Ohio right now.Thanks.

Jan said...

They must have sneaked that sign down at the end of my street while I wasn't looking. Although I really need to let them know I no longer have camping grounds.

Debbie said...

Oh you are too funny!! I love that! Almost as good as "I've got PMS and a handgun...any questions?

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Headed for the Women's Colony?

JOE TODD said...

Would that be a beautiful,compassionate, wonderful woman that looks "A LITTLE TIRED' from time to time

Midlife Jobhunter said...

I think I'd do just fine in that campground. What a party all us crazy bitches could have.

Swampy said...

That's the sign at my driveway !
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Oz Girl said...

But only for a minute, then we'll change our minds and have a drink instead of lookin' for ya.

Hey lady, long time no talk... I see you took the SA fan club off your blog. :-( Ah, those were fun day last winter!

Here's wishin' your clan a Happy Thanksgiving, from the Oz clan!