As a born and bred Smart Mouth Broad, I try really hard to never be disrespectful or insensitive with the thoughts that I share here in these pages. You see, when you are born with the
But sometimes, I just can’t help myself. Such is the case today after reading our local newspaper which really isn’t paper at all because I read it online….so what does that make it? hmmmm……..I got nuthin’. Ahhh, but I digress. Anyway, I was reading and found a tragic story that I couldn’t help but ……….kinda………sorta……..laugh at. (Yes, I did just end a sentence with a preposition…..I’m feeling a bit rebellious today.)
It seems that a man from Massachusetts came to Florida for a hiking trip ………………………….and froze to death. What??? What are the odds? I mean, he could have stayed home for that. I was flabbergasted. I read it aloud to my family. I called Daddy and read it to him. Nobody believed me. IT’S.IN.THE.PAPER!, I told them. It has to be true, right? The paper
The world is upside down, I’m tellin’ ya. My cousin called the other day to tell me he was on his way to Canada where the temperature was 45f at the time of our talk. It was 42 at the very same time right here in Palm Beach County and dipped below freezing overnight. Then I got an invitation in the mail to join AARP……at my age! And now I’ve learned that Northerners are coming to the land of sunshine and balmy breezes to freeze to death.
Be careful out there. It’s a crazy world.
Smart Mouth Broad
No disrespect is meant to the victim or his family. My heart goes out to them. I’m not the first to find humor in tragedy but it will keep me up tonite. I will toss and turn and fret. I will worry that you will think me an insensitive broad who doesn’t have a heart so read this fast, my friends. I might delete it by morning.