All my life, I’ve lived my days through the lyrics of music. There’s not a crisis, celebration or everyday happening that I can’t find a song to sing to express my feelings. The line that keeps coming to mind these days is: “God is great. Beer is good. People are crazy.
Here are just some of the things I’ve recently heard from
- I wish my brother was oddtistic. - out of the mouth of a 10 year old boy in the back seat of my car.
- I’m going to send my dog to boarding school. I sent my kids to boarding schools and look how well they’ve turned out. - from an acquaintance
- I’m sorry, she can’t come to the phone right now. She’s delivering a baby. Can you call back in a couple of hours? - into a cell phone on the elevator
- My t*tties hurt real bad and I think there’s something wrong with them. – a woman making a doctor’s appointment.
When you’re spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the sun.
What crazy things have you heard lately?