The regularly scheduled program has been preempted by a bug. I’m sure it’s the swine flu but my medical experts tell me that my symptoms are not that of the swine flu nor do they even resemble the swine flu. My medical experts are idiots. What do they know!
Have I ever mentioned that I’m really cranky when I don’t feel good.
I’m going to bed.
Please join us tomorrow when we will resume our regularly scheduled programming.