Tuesday, May 12, 2009

WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE

nintendo-wii-grip After much hinting, groveling, begging, whining and purdy pleasing, it turns out that all I had to do to get my beloved Wii was to become a raving lunatic bitch. Who knew it could be so simple? It seems that My Harley Stud and Daughters #1 and #2 put their heads and their wallets together to get me the Wii and Wii Fit for Mother’s Day. I was beyond thrilled and completely surprised. You know how I wanted a Wii. I mean I REALLY wanted a Wii. By now you’re probably as sick of hearing about how much I wanted one as the family was.

After showing my gratitude by jumping around like a hyperactive 4 year old and squealing with delight, Daughter #2 let slip with, “Maybe this will get you out of your mood.” Ahhhh, the modus operandi was revealed. But I didn’t care! I got a Wii!

And you know what! It worked. My evil twin, Skippy, has left the building.

So far, I’ve been insulted, injured and humiliated by this gaming unit. And.I.Love.It! I think I’m addicted. You may never hear from me again.

If I’d known that’s all it took to get what I wanted, I would have put on my bitch suit a long time ago.

32 comments:

only a movie said...

Congrats, SMB. I think I want one too. Especially since I got a ton of chocolate and, well, ate most of it...

Beth said...

I LOVE the Wii! My favorite is boxing because I can totally kick my son's asses all over the place. But come to think of it, I think I'm winning because they just start staring at me. Hey, I take my game seriously!

Happy Mother's Day! Great gift!

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

The grandkids have one and use it all the time... their mama kinda likes it too.

DI
The Blue Ridge Gal

Gaston Studio said...

My daughter is totally in love with the one she bought the kids... yeah, right!

Congrats on getting your Wii, and who cares how it came about, the result is what's important.

darsden said...

Congratulations on becoming a new Wii mama...LOL enjoy it is a lot of fun.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Could not be happier for you. I think we need videos...

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry said...

Cool dude! I challenge you right here and now in a tennis match! I like the boxing as well to get out my frustration :).
I love mine as well, I don't have the Wii fit, please let me know how you like it and if its really "all that".
P.S. I had my bitch suit on and still didn't get what I wanted, go figure?

JOE TODD said...

Where can I buy one (bitch suit )
I'm thinking might work for golf clubs to

Wunderwoman said...

I think I've had my bitch suit on so long that they don't even notice anymore LOL

Jan said...

Our Wii is mostly used for Animal Crossing and Super Mario Galaxy. I must check out this Wii Fit thing. I'm a little leery of it, though - I'm afraid it's going to tell me I'm 107 years old.

midlife slices said...

crap. My comment disappeared and now I can't remember what I said.

I think it was ......

Your family did great and you deserve to be indulged so have fun and enjoy playing and getting fitter at the same time.

Hmm.....I should get mine back out, right?

namaste said...

you are so funny! congrats on your new toy!

;)

~maria

Sara G said...

Woo Hoo....Wii is so much fun.
I also got the Wii Fit, but haven't had the time to hook it up to try it out.
Great post!!

JeanMac said...

Too funny, thanks for the laughs.

delaney55 said...

I get a kick at watching my grown children squabbling over who gets to choose which game and who is gonna beat who. I totally suck at video games and haven't tried it yet, besides, we have so many gaming systems/games that the last thing we need is a new one.

Enjoy yours though and have fun.

Tricia said...

I'm with Pseudo. I want videos.

SMB...bitching always works. It's a smart man and smart children who know that when mama's happy, the world is good.

Mrs. K said...

I love the Wii Fit...

Mrs. K said...

LOL that's the only game that gave me tennis elbow! SERIOUSLY! I couldn't play REAL tennis after one night 'tournament' of Wii tennis against my daughter! and she kicked my ass.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Um...can I.um borrow your "bitch suit?" but then..maybe it would be toooo big for me.. Too big?? LOL Ohhh...that WAS funny! I wouldn't be able to get my fanny into ANYTHING that would fit you!!! LOL
Hugs and I'm glad you got your "Wii."
(What's a Wii???)
Mona

Reader Wil said...

Please don't become an addict!!! I enjoy reading your funny posts! Well anyway congrats with the wii!.
Thanks for sharing! Have a great week!

Debbie said...

Congratulations!! That being a bitch stuff works doesn't it?? :):) We have xbox and it has been so long since I have played it I can't remember. Zelda was the last one I was addicted to and when I couldn't finish a level and my husband refused to get me through that level...I quit! I love gaming though and must get back into it. Geez....I'm jealous...all I got was breakfast and flowers! :)

Hit 40 said...

How fun! I might have to try this WII fit over the summer. We have a WII. Just not the fit thing.

Maybe supersperm would bounce around with it and give me a rest!!! He has so much energy

Beth Niquette said...

(snicker) Oh, you are just too funny!

Twenty Four At Heart said...

Enjoy your Wii! I think I like my son's as much as he does!

Glennis said...

Never heard of such a thing - and just as well I also love games. i might look into the matter!

Snow White said...

You were in a bad mood?? Kudos for disguising it whilst communicating with me... I can't handle anyone's 'tude right now but mine!!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Movie-So far, I think it's a really good workout.

Beth-I haven't tried the boxing but watched the kids do it. It looks like quite a workout.

Di-Maybe Grandma should have one for when they visit. *wink*

Jane-That's what I'm thinking.

darsden-Wii mama! I love it.

Pseudo-Not a chance.

DZ-Tennis! Ack. I better start practicing. Give me a few days.

Joe-Target. They're on sale this week.

WW-LOL

Jan-Just do it. You'll love it. It's a SA just like us and it makes exercise fun. And I need all the help I can get in that area.

MLS-Yes, they did really good. and Yes you should get yours out again. I'm lovin it.

Namaste-Nothing like a new toy to make you feel like a kid again.

Sara-You don't know what you're missing. Get it out of the box.

JeanMac-Laughing at myself is the best part.

Delaney-Try it. It's fun and gets you moving.

Tricia-Again...no chance. But why did it take me so long to find out the secret of the bitch!

MrsK-Are you saying I might have a chance at beating #22 in the state?
LOL

Mona-You can HAVE my bitch suit. I don't need it anymore. At least for now. I can always get a new one at Target.

Wil-Nothing to worry about if nothing else, I can always write about how badly I score.

Debbie-I haven't played video games since D1 was about 8. Back then I had Nintendo thumbs.

Hit40-You'll love it.

BethN-You should see me play.

Glennis-Check it out. You'll have to have one. And thank you so much for stopping by to say hello. I hope you'll come back to visit.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Snow-Go back a few posts and you will see how bad the "tude" was.

Fragrant Liar said...

Well I want a new toy too! Of course, the Wii is my second choice. ;) But I can get plenty of exercise with both, right?

A Cheap Chick said...

Damn! I gotta try that! Not that I don't give it a shot, but maybe I need to hold out longer....... hmmmm...

Oz Girl said...

Yay! I'm so glad you got your beloved Wii!! We don't have one (yet), but we've both played and had. a. ball. I'm sure we will eventually get one. Someday. :)

smiles4u said...

Maybe this should be on my wish list for my birthday? I keep hearing how much fun these things are so just might have to look at these. And by the way, I'm glad that I am not the only one that can act like a raving lunatic bitch! Thank you for letting me know that I don't stand alone in this!