Yesterday I posted two true facts and one lie about my wedding. I challenged you to put your deductive powers to the test and detect my lie.
I was maybe a little too “into” this game as I alternated between strutting and sulking around the house. MHS had a good time laughing at me as I would cheer, “Yes! I fooled another one!” and then “Damn! They know me too well.”
It killed me, to keep the secret for 24 hours. But now the time has come for the big reveal.
#3: Our wedding picture was in the yellow pages. True. The photographer used our wedding picture for his ad in the yellow pages for the next few years.
#2: My Harley Stud and I were married by the same minister who officiated at James Dean’s funeral. True again. Some of you thought that the minister would be too old by the time we wed but not so. James Dean died in 1955. (5 years before my birth) James Dean was raised in my hometown and his family still lives there. The Reverend Xen Harvey performed both ceremonies. He was a very special man and I hold a very special place in my heart for this rebel with a cause. More on that later.
#1: Our wedding started 30 minutes late because the best man, The Biker Nazi, overslept after having a bit too much fun at the bachelor party the night before. Lies, lies, lies. And God help me if The Biker Nazi finds out that I said this. The truth is that MHS didn’t even have a bachelor party. Oh sure, The Biker Nazi wanted to give him one but MHS wasn’t interested. I think he was too nervous about acquiring the new ball and chain to have a good time. Our wedding was a beautiful candlelight ceremony that started precisely on time at 6:30pm with The Biker Nazi in his rightful place.
Well, there you have it, folks. Many of you guessed correctly which tells me that I’m not as mysterious as I think I am. Who am I kidding? I’m a blabbermouth and everyone knows it. But that’s what you love about me, right? You do love me, right? Hello? Is ANYONE still there? Yoohoo?
I want to thank Jane at Gaston Studio for tagging me for this fun game. And now I’m supposed to tag others to play. Well, Jack is starting now on the DVR because MHS is tired of waiting for me to finish this post and so I’m tagging everyone. If you want to play, go for it. I can’t wait to see what kind of lies you can cook up.