Sunday, October 19, 2008

A NEW CANDIDATE


Note: I attempted to post this on Friday after Thistle mentioned my announcement but encountered technical difficulties. I think it may work this time. Cross your fingers:

During my rant about UPS PSU last week, I ended by announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. I was a little disappointed that no one mentioned their support or lack thereof in their comments. Then I received this email from Midlife Slices:

I thought you might need this in light of your recent announcement.


Subject:
New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!

Hi,

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:



http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=370617&altf=Tnbsu1Npvui&altl=Cspbe


Please leave a comment and let me know what you think.

20 comments:

Midlife Slices said...

Hahah...I love "the Broad factor". I think I have that same factor but it's going on in the vicinity of my hips.

You've got my vote!!!

Oh and remember me saying I wanted a tattoo but didn't know what to get? I think I've figured it out now. "Would you like me to show you?" *wink*

thistle said...

Perfect!...it worked perfectly...now, is there a fill-in spot on that American ballot thingy? You might be redecorating the White House if it really takes off!! maybe MLS could be your veep...

Vodka Mom said...

Oh My God. You are BRILLIANT! I am SO voting for you. But, WHO would play you on SNL? ME?

Jan said...

Thistle - yes, you can write-in nominees on the presidential ballot.

I'm upset I've voted already. :( SMB, you should let us in on these things!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Thanks, everyone for your support!

MLS-LMAO at your tattoo! Thistle suggested that you be my running mate. Consider this my official request: Wanna? We could do great things together.

Thistle-I've got my Better Homes and Gardens out now!

VodkaMom-It's actually Midlife Slices who should get all the credit. She is my campaign manager but if she chooses to accept will be my running mate.

Jan-I'm so sorry. You must have missed my announcement last week. Do you think you can amend your vote like you can your tax return? If not, that's something I should work on, once elected.

midlife slices said...

Of course I'll be your running mate. But I'm not sure if America is ready for "the broad squad". :)

thistle said...

@MLS

that comment just elicited a broad squad belly laugh from Canada LOL

Smart Mouth Broad said...

MLS-Awesome! And I think you just coined our campaign slogan. We can't miss. Get ready, America. Life as you know it will never be the same.

Thistle-Same belly laugh from South Florida.

Jason said...

Love it! I'd vote for you.

I tagged you over at The Jason Show, if you want to play. :)

goodfather said...

LOL! And LOL @Midlife Slices for the 'Broad Squad', that's hilarious.

I've written you in on my ballot. My vote is cast!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I am so voting for you! Where do I write you in?

Bear Naked said...

Hey I'm Canadian but if I could I'd vote for the *Broad Squad.*
Heck I'd even put a sign up on my front lawn for you two.

Bear((( )))

Nothing Fancy said...

Soo Funny!

Broad Squad...that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. LOL LOL LOL

smiles4u said...

You both have my vote! Since I was still undecided who I was going to vote for, who could be better then you and mls? And I was already thinking about getting another tatoo....so just maybe...

Midlife Mama said...

OMG that's great. I LOVE it. And I'd vote for you in a hot second.

Because if Obama wins? I'll be up there with your Canadian readers. Is there a place up there for us? LOL

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Thank you, everyone, for your support. You'll all have a place in our cabinet if we win! LOL

Jason - I would love to play. I'll get to work on that now.

Jan said...

Cabinet post?

Can I be a Supreme Court Justice? Pretty, pretty please????

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Where do we sign up for the tattoo? sorry I was out of it for awhile and missed the original momemtum.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Jan-Oh, sure. With all your wisdom, you'll be great. We'll get this country whipped into place in no time. The Broad Squad rules!

Pseudo-I think Diana at The Chicago Blogger can refer you to a great tat guy!

Lynn - the piggy bank painter said...

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