Friday, October 31, 2008


Many Three readers have requested that I reveal my own image after reading my roadtrip posts where I displayed practically everyone's picture but my own. Because I am a girl who just can't say no people pleaser, I thought it might be an appropriate time to grant your request.


Without further Ado, I present to you:

Smart Mouth Broad and My Harley Stud


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In case you're wondering, I'm the one on the right.

I guess that was your trick so here is your Halloween treat, I received this photograph in an email from the Saint and the Tiny Dancer today. It seems that the Biker Nazi and Rainman were doing some ghoulish trick or treating of their own last night, terrorizing drive-thrus and innocent bystanders.

Tiny Dancer had to remind Rainman to remove his signature Packers jacket so as not to give away his identity to the general public.

To my readers who have read this post, the Biker Nazi has discovered my blog. We are no longer friends. Nah....he'll get over it. He loves me. He can't deny it. Right BN?


Vodka Mom said...

that was good! Revealed, but not revealed.

Anonymous said...

Awwww - cheater! And I've posted my fat face sucking face all over my blog!! :P

qtpie said...

What am I going to do with you... I guess you feel better being anonymous and not be hounded by people seeking autographs from you! BUT, I'm your cousin and I know what you look like... be careful or I might just start a blog just to show your picture... Happy Halloween!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha! Can I have your autograph? :D

Happy Halloween!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Vodka Mom-I know, right? I'm tricky like that.

Jan-Awww, come on. Baby steps, right. I don't think it's fair to compare. That picture of you "sucking face" was BEE YOU TEE FULL!

Qtpie-OK, Ms. DeMille, I'm just not ready for my close-up. You're very funny by the way. Autographs.. pflbbbsst! But you should blog. Come on and join us.

GF-She's funny, huh? Shhhh, don't tell anyone but I'm really Sarah Palin. I've just created this alias of a nutty biker chick that lives in Florida and keeps saying, "I can see Cuba from my house." I thought it would be a good idea to schmooze with the real people like yourself. And of course you can have my autograph. Uh, how did you say you were voting?

Anonymous said...


I like this's even better than using the picture from your wallet :) not that i was considering doing that *cough*...

Anonymous said...

oops...that was supposed to say 'fake' picture from your head hurts, inhaling way to much hairsrpay around those crazy dogshow poodle people...need t1's now...

happy hallow's eve

Anonymous said...


But I do have to say this...What's with all the weight loss talk? You're SKINNY for crying out loud!!!!

Pseudo said...

Good fake. Where ever you were, the backgorund is oh so pretty. Biker Nazi and Rainman look downright spooky.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Thistle-haha. I knew what you meant. I know you would never do anything like that! Hope your head feels better. Hairspray will do that.

Thank you. But I weigh more today than I did when I was 9 months pregnant with D1. It's all about what you are comfortable with, I guess. I'm not comfortable.

Pseudo-I thought you'd like it. We were on top of Bear Tooth Pass in Montana.
Scary guys, huh?

Reader Wil said...

I love the pumpkins they are better than mine. Like the other bloggers I should be happy to see your real face. I am sure you're wonderful. I always destroy the photos with me on them.

Lori said...

Happy Halloween to you too! Great pumpkin picture! Here I thought I was going to see a picture of you..very clever. The scenery where you took that picture is beautiful. I am jealous.

Anonymous said...

Is that you in the middle? I'm talking about that first picture, ya know. *wink* I would cry foul except that I've already seen your beautiful mug. I hope you're still my friend after you read my latest post....IF I have the nerve to hit the "publish" button. *biting my fingernails to the nub*

Lynn - the piggy bank painter said...


Anonymous said...

Very tricky! LOL Nice pictures. Makes me want to go riding on a scooter sooooooooo bad.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

RW-I wonder if anyone likes to see themselves in pictures.

Smiles-You did see a picture of me. LOL I "borrowed" the pumpkin picture. I took 1000+ pictures on that vacation. Most from the back of the bike.

MLS-Of course I'm still you're friend. Don't sweat it.

Hi Lynn. Thanks for stopping by.

Mama-Scoot on down here. We'll go for a ride.

Jannie Funster said...

I look passable in photos from possible 1 angle.

This is a funny blog, glad I found it via Vodka Mom

Jason, as himself said...

Okay, that's not fair, Smart Mouth.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Jannie-Thanks for visiting. I hope you'll come back. We have lot of fun around here.

Jason-I know. hahaha. But check my next post and you will see the real Smart Mouth.